Don’t Panic! There is a Detroit Santarchy for 2017

And Detroit Santarchy 2017 begns

Ho! Ho! Ho! Boys and girls…  As a very famous book has printed on its cover: DON’T PANIC!  Detroit is going to have its Santarchy again.  The reason you haven’t seen anything about it up until now, is Santa’s just been very, very busy.

Anyway… Here is what you need to know today.  Mostly because this is all Santa really knows himself:

  • This years date is December 16, 2017. 
  • There is not a pre-sale for passes.  They are only sold the night of the event.  But Don’t Panic!  The way the system works you don’t have to worry about getting completely shut out of the fun.
  • The final bar line up is not determined yet.  Santa’s still imbibing… er… checking his list twice on this one.
  • There will not be any more info until after Thanksgiving.
  • Stay tuned.  All info as it’s released will appear on this site.

That’s all for now.  Please return to your standard drinking procedure.
Santa