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Well It’s 2021. Now What?

Well It’s 2021. Now What?

DS 2021 Now What

Alright, Alright. Gather ’round the beer cooler all ye merry Santa’s and Santa-ettes. The hour is late when it comes to planning and it is painfully obvious that this year’s 2021 Detroit Santarchy is cancelled. 

Now, now.  There’s no need to get all weepy eyed. We all hoped otherwise, but deep down we knew this was possible. So take your swollen livers and put some Christmas booze into your bellies and have a wonderful holiday with your family and friends.

As always,

Santa

No Fisticuffs: Be on Your Good Behavior

No Fisticuffs: Be on Your Good Behavior

santas follow the rules

Let’s face it, lots of Santas mixed with alcohol and other pleasure enhancers can sometimes equal bad vibes and bad behavior.  The Detroit Santarchy has a good reputation.  Remember, we are guests at the establishments where we will be imbibing a drink or two.  Stay cool.  Stay friendly.  And most importantly, don’t be a Captain Bring Down by fighting or being a bad, ugly drunken Santa.

In some cities, this Santarchy is something that is feared by the local businesses.  But here in Detroit, especially here in the Corktown-Cass Corridore area where we will be, the drinking establishments look forward to Santa, because they know we are here for good cheer.

Rules for a Fun Night:

  • Be nice and make friends, this is not a contest to see who can be the most obnoxious idiot.  We’re here to relax and have fun.
  • If you are told no or to back off, don’t let alcohol cloud your judgement: be cool and back off.  Don’t obsess over something that won’t matter once you wake up in the morning.
  • If the pace of alcohol consumption is going too fast, slow down and have a bite to eat.
  • Listen to the bus drivers.  If a driver asks you to settle down, or to not smoke on the bus, do it.
  • Don’t ask the drivers to deviate from the route.  It’s very important for the drivers to stay on route and on time to keep the flow of Santas moving.  Deviating from the route messes up a system that works.  If you want to go somewhere that is off the route… that’s what Uber is for.

 

Follow Us

Follow Us

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Do you want to know when important info is posted on this site.  Then follow us on twitter.  When you see a tweet from Detroit Santarchy, just click on the link and you can find out what you need to know.  It’s easy, just go to: https://twitter.com/DetSantarchy.

If you follow us on Twitter, you won’t have to lie awake in your bed at nights wondering if you missed anything from Detroit Santarchy.  And that’s because… When you are signed into Twitter, whenever we post something, Twitter will tweet you.  It’s that easy.

Site Make Over

Site Make Over

santa claus is hitting the road

Okay… Alright… After a whole bunch of years, the site is getting a long overdue make over. Being Santa, with all the traditions and stuff, it was hard to break away from typing the code.  But, alas,I’ve finally relented, and we’re updating to a more modern looking site. Hopefully, you will find it easy to use and mobile friendly, which seems like a must now-a-days.

Take a spin and check things out.  The galleries have all been moved over to Santarchy Past.  If you have photos to share, check out our page: http://detroitsantarchy.net/home/share-your-photos/.