UPDATED 12/19/2023: ATTENTION DETROIT SANTARCHISTS!!

We’re less than a one week away from the Motor City’s wildest yuletide freak show and pub crawl.

Knowing how to navigate through the chaotic silliness of this annual event will keep it both fun and safe for everyone so pay the F#@k attention !

We will keep posting updates and FYI’s so keep spreading the info with your fellow Santarchists.

As most of you know, to minimize driving we will have several satellite bus pickup locations around Metro Detroit that will take you to where all the Santas and helpers will meet up. ( Magic Stick 4120 Woodward Ave.)

Here is the list of the satellite pick up locations:

• 1) Ferndale -J’s Penalty Box 22726 Woodward Ave. 6:30 pm
• 2) Livonia – (two buses) K of C Hall 19801 Farmington Road 6:30 pm
• 3) Dearborn – Buffalo Wild Wings 22216 Michigan Ave. 6:30 pm
• 4) Southgate & Wyandotte – Joe’s Hamburgers 3041 Biddle Ave 6:15pm and then Mallies Bar 19400 Northline Rd 6:30 pm
• 5) Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti – Tap Room 201 W. Michigan Ave. Ypsilanti, Mi. 6:15 pm then Belleville ,Mi Walmart 10562 Belleville Rd- (Parking lot behind the Taco Bell) 6:30 pm
• 6) Plymouth – Post Bar- 8744 Penniman Ave. 6:30 pm
• 7) Roseville – Johnny B Goode’s 26230 Groesbeck Hwy. 6:30 pm

REMEMBER the bus number you rode in on so at the end of the night you can find it to get back to your city.

Once you get to the Magic Stick you can ride ANY bus to all the bars until 12:45-1am. All the buses will just loop to the participating bars until 12:45.-1am always returning to our hub (The Magic Stick).

Got it?? Good!! Don’t stress out Santa and take any inconveniences you might encounter two serious. Have fun ,laugh, meet new people and keep it silly.

~Santa